Secret Squirting Toilet

French Toilet Squirt Gag – Hilarious Kids Show Comedy Prop

This classic kids’ show gag is guaranteed to get laughs! The performer introduces a small toy toilet and explains that it’s called a "French Toilet." Later in the show, the performer asks the audience to remember what it’s called — and when the kids shout back "French Toilet!" the performer proudly responds with a loud, joyful "Wee Wee!" as the lid is opened and a surprise squirt of water sprays outward!

It’s safe, silly, easy to use, and perfect for children’s entertainers, clowns, family magicians, or anyone who loves big fun reactions.

• Perfect comedy moment for kids and family audiences
• Gets huge laughs — especially when the audience shouts along
• Easy to operate squirt mechanism
• Great running gag you can callback throughout the show
• Ideal for birthday parties, libraries, schools, fairs, and festivals

Suggested Routine:

1. Show the toy toilet and call it a “French Toilet.”
2. After other tricks, ask the kids what it’s called — they will yell it back!
3. Open the lid and say "Wee Wee!" as a gentle squirt sprays for a big laugh.

This gag always hits. It’s clean, funny, and super easy to reset. A guaranteed crowd-pleaser!